Ten things about Steve Jenson

1. Steve Jenson does not eat cookies. It's not that he doesn't like them, he just doesn't eat them.
   
2. Steve's DSL is currently down.
   
3. Your regularly scheduled SaladWithSteve is down too because Steve's DSL is wack.
   
4. Steve uses WD40 instead of suntan lotion. He is a native Oregonian.
   
5. Stacy has been putting up with Steve for as long as I can remember. Even when his DSL outage means her website is down too.
   
6. Steve knows more about Atom than anyone in a 5 mile radius.
   
7. Steve can dance a mean jig.
   
8. In his downtime, Steve programs in Lisp, FOR FUN!!!
   
9. I would like to begin referring to Steve as Redbeard, but fear reprisal.
   
10. Before his father came to visit not long ago, Steve ordered cable with all the sports channels so his Pa would have something to watch. What a good son!
    

This has been an exercise in expanding Steve's Googlism. Let's give 'er a few days and check back.