It's too bad life isn't more like Mork & Mindy
I'm not an old guy, but drinking with my friends on weeknights seems to have more of an impact on the rest of my life than it used to. Remember on Mork & Mindy how Mork gave birth to Jonathan Winters and he was born in the fully mature state and got younger as time passed? I think that would be the way to go, your quality of life would only improve as you got older. Teenage pregnancy would drop way down because most guys would still be impotent thoughout adolesence. You could retire at twenty and really enjoy your childhood without a bunch of people telling you what to do. Sure, in the end you'd be a relatively helpless baby, but that's pretty close to what happens anyway, only more people would want to work in convalecent homes because babies are way cuter than smelly old grandpas. And who looks happier to you, some decrepid old fart peeing into a colostomy bag, or a baby trying to fit its entire fist into his mouth? That's what I thought.