Don't you hate that?

Ever have that moment where you think you're about to lock your keys in your car? But it's too late to do anything about it? And so there you go, just like a dope, closing the door all the while thinking, "Oh crap?" But then you check and it turns out you actually have your keys so it's fine? And then you're so overjoyed that you grab the next stranger you see and kiss them full on the lips, even if it's someone of the same gender and you're straight and happily married? And then you have that awkward moment where you've kissed this stranger and you then have to ask his name? And you offer to walk him to his car? And then the two of you go out to dinner, and you have a really good time? And you agree to go on a two-week Mexican cruise with him? And when you return, your marriage is destroyed, you lose all your money and wind up living in a friend's basement, working nights at a convenience store and crying yourself to sleep?

No, me neither. I was just asking.