Things the iPhone has eliminated from my life

1. The need to slap my phone against my knee in order to get the screen to show up at full brightness
2. A previous lack of self-righeoustness
3. The "oh crap" moment when I realize I don't know the time and place of my first meeting/event of the day
4. The possibility of buying something in a retail store only to get home and find out that the internet has deemed that product unworthy or overpriced
5. That horrible feeling of being completely disconnected from the outside world while in the bathroom