This would be a different conversation if it were The Breakfast Club postage

Me: So, I bought these Star Wars stamps the other day...
Heather: Oh, I didn't realize you bought those. I thought someone gave them to you.
Me: Right. No, I bought them.
Heather: Okay.
Me: Anyway, I bought them to use them, but they're kind of too cool to use, you know? Like I'm thinking I might want to keep them. What if they're worth something one day?
Heather: Okay. Well, if that's the case, then you should keep them away from me.