Dec 20, 2000
- That extra lane they spent $5 million on has cut my commute in half!
- I am glad we elected So-and-So. He/she has made such a difference.
- I wish Microsoft made every piece of software, then everything would work well together.
- These hundred dollar bills make great kindling.
- My car? Yeah, it really never gives me any trouble. I just keep it charged and she gives me 500 - 600 miles.
- I don't have enough magazine subscriptions. I wish someone would send me an offer to take up a new magazine.
- It's like that company forgot about me. I bought 1 item from them in 1997 and I have never seen an email from them since.
- My cellphone works really well. I never have trouble getting a signal. It's just like a land line.
- Computer? No thats OK, I have this pencil.
- My dentist recommended that I drink more soda.

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